Thursday, 19 February 2015

Wittiest Quotes about Women by Famous Men

Kajal Jain

  • "There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature."- Henry Miller

  • “Women speak two languages -- one of which is verbal.”-Shakespeare

  • “I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.”- Stanley Baldwin

  • “There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”- Will Rogers

  • “The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, is: ‘What does a woman want?’”- Sigmund Freud

  • " The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything."- Friedrich Nietzsche

  • “Ah, women! They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

  • “In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.”- Francois Truffaut

  • “Women are made to be loved, not understood.”- Oscar Wilde

  • “After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.”-Adam's Diary- Mark Twain

  • “Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”- Joseph Conrad

  • “He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”  George Clarin